Well, I've finally surrendered to the wave of Blog-Mania that has been sweeping the nation. I figured since most of my other friends have one, and since they're pretty cool people, I might as well start one up myself. Because I'm cool too. In fact I might be the coolest, most humble guy I know, so I guess I need a blahg...I mean blog.
If you've decided to waste your time at this place, I should tell you what to expect. Don't expect regular updates. And don't expect the posts I do make to be very relevant or coherent. Also expect heavy use of Italics. They are added for emphasis, so make sure this is reflected in that little voice you use to read to yourself in your head. You know what I'm talking about. Furthermore, when I use double (or triple, or quadruple...) superlatives, it's because I want to, not because I am ignorant of the rules of English Grammar. Double superlatives are the mostest funnest things ever, kids!
That should be just about all you need to know to get started. Were you expecting me to give you a long spill about the kind of person I am, and what my fondest hopes and dreams are, and where I live, and what time I go out at night all by myself in deserted parking lots in districts where even the police are afraid to go? Well tough. You ain't gettin' one...stalker.
Monday, September 26, 2005
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9 comments:
Oh my! You have a blog! I'm happy for you! ok, I'm gonna have to read it now.
(oh if you don't know this is Chelsea) I'm the first to comment!! I feel so special
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!You have finally succumbed to the blogger world! Please, don't be like Caleb and only post once! Words of wisdom: Send out your blog address to everyone in your address book by word of e-mail. YAY!!!!
I am very fond of italics myself. And double superlatives. Some things in life are just too fine for one. Now, if you use lots of dashes, like this-- I will be very happy.
Congratulations and happy posting!
Oh man, that was corny. I've been in Alabama too much this summer!
well i shall consider myself a unique individual, because I am the ONLY person who was the fourth person to post!
Oh yeah?!? I'm the fifth to post! Beat that!
Isn't he just So Cool?
I'm the sixth!
Well I'm the seventh!
Fa-So-La-La, do you mean Alabamians are corny? Whatevah.
Double superlatives? Great. I like to split my infinitives. To each his own.
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