You know what I hate? Shoes that are hard to get off. For some odd reason it annoys me to no end when I have to sit and tug and strain for five minutes to get my shoe off. I have pair of black dress shoes that are snazzy for sure, but boy when it comes time to take them off, I feel them to be my mortal enemy. In a fantastic contest of wills we face each other: the one holding fast to it's long sought postition, the other striving with all of his considerable might to remove it. With many a "Mmmmph!" and "Hrrrgh!" the battle is fought, while the earth (symbolizing my foot) seems almost to burst asunder with the strain.
I just don't like shoes in general. God didn't intend for man to wear shoes. The hobbits had the right idea. Excuse me will I try to evolve a thick, furry covering for my foot.
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Yo Graham!
How ya been? Sorry I haven't posted yet. But here I am! (Please don't start crying)
Interesting blog. I LIKE IT!!! Come and check out mine sometime. The address is www.halfland.blogspot.com
Anyway, I'll talk to you later!
Half-Pint (Or Andrew if you prefer)
Bothersome shoes... could you make me some Hobbit feet too?
Ralph. Try untieing them first.
I happen to like shoes.
Graham, I request a full report on the happenings of last week end! Exaggerate at will :)
What abaout some kind of thick bottomed socks or something?
For a person that has too much free time, you certainly aren't using it.
~e
Actually, free time for me has been at somewhat of a premium lately. What with work, school, and saving Tamriel from the forces of Oblivion, I haven't had much time for the ol' Blahg. I'm actually kind of bored with it.
you know what I love about your blog....it is actually slightly more boring than ours. (boring meaning you haven't posted in forever)
That's the spirit Peachy-keen; have an optimistic attitude. Someone else's is always worse.
~e
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